Well, that's quite simple!
The answer is, "No", I am not gay. I am 100% heterosexual and have no homosexual impulses whatsoever (exempting each morning when I undress and catch a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror).
However, I am fully supportive of the lifestyle one chooses to live, even if that lifestyle includes a sexual preference for the same sex.
I have plenty of gay and lesbian friends and see no harm in their orientations whatsoever. What two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home (or otherwise out in public for all to see) is really of no concern to me and shouldn't be of any concern to you either.
So why do I often make jokes that allude to crude homosexual behavior? Am I making fun of gays & lesbians?
Actually, no I'm not. My silly references to dicks and being nailed thousands of times by Gorgoroth (while keeping count) are in fact nothing more than absurd pokes at homophobes, bigots and their militant aversion to any and all points of view advocating for an alternative lifestyle. I like to fight fire with fire and put people in as uncomfortable of a position as I possibly can to see how they react for your (and for my own) entertainment, while also facilitating a critical reevaluation of their own primordial value system.
Why is any of this important?
Because we as humans expend WAY too much energy trying to police things which in reality have no direct or indirect adverse affects upon our personal well being & happiness. The paradox is that such policing is what causes us to self-destruct in the first place, and it is what fosters a mentality of barbarism and ignorance.
Barbarism and ignorance was the foundation of the dark ages.
But am I then not policing YOU?
No, of course not. I just checked my pulse, and it seems fine. ;-)
So gays are great.
And lesbians are great too, especially when they're hot and have a webcam.
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