"S l o w l y d i s a p p e a r i n g" EP artwork

Here's a rough version of the art to appear with the new Sleeping Peonies EP. Going again for the melancholy girl theme I see (no complaints).

The "internetsexmonster"??

From a brief Q&A I had with a curious gent via google chat:

Gent: What is the "internetsexmonster"? Is it that boy at the top of your page in the banner?

Me: No.

Gent: OMG, who is he then?

Me: The boy or the internetsexmonster?

Gent: The internetsexmonster!

Me: I can't tell you what or who he is, but I can tell you where he's at.

Gent: Oh? Where is he?

Me: Right behind you.

Gent: OMG.

The Dark Academy - message board review

One day I was googling the words "Touch my penis" and stumbled across this message board called "The Dark Academy":

http://thedarkacademy.forumandco.com/forum

After browsing their forums and noticing that the main topics of discussion centered around:

-Alcest
-Penises
-Shining
-Penises
-"Now Playing"
-Penises

I quickly signed up an account and joined them in their penis filled hysteria.

Much to my dismay however I didn't last long (no pun intended of course). While the inner circle of The Dark Academy loved to talk about Alcest, penises, Shining and more penises I much preferred talking about penises and bands nobody's ever heard about. Unfortunately, this seemed to disrupt their groove and got me plenty of heavy handed disapproval, including a comment from a guy named (not his real name, but should be) "ElectronicImbecile" who stated that I should hang myself with my own penis (I think I can do that).

Anyway since I still like to talk about penises I go there from time to time to bro fists, but I don't fuck around in their discussions about Alcest or Shining (two bands, which I am sorry to say, never blew my socks off like they did yours). So if you love penises and bands everybody knows and cheers about because the guy next to him is doing the same thing-

-then by all means, register an account at "The Dark Academy" (ps- If I see you there let's bro fist..... and then talk about my penis).

The color of the sky.

Dear internetsexmonster,

Why is the sky blue?

-Tim from Massachusetts

****

Hi Tim,

Because it reflects the sea.

Regards,
lotsajoy

I Am A Lake Of Burning Orchids - "Morning / Hands" demo 2011

I present the new demo from English dreamnoise weirdos I Am A Lake Of Burning Orchids.

"Morning / Hands" is a big step up from "Summer in My Veins", their first demo, which was a challenging exercise in noise distortion and a far less substantial number in both sound and structure. This time around IAALOBO dives right in to the very depths of melancholy & despair, opting for flowing electroscapes and gentle, dreamy melodies overlayed with a lighter coating of "Summer...." styled feedback. It kinda makes me think of Enigma fucking around with audacity or something (for lack of a better description).

There's a few black metal vocals, voice samples and barely audible whispers thrown in here and there for good measure, too. I wouldn't call "Morning / Hands" black metal though, or even blackgaze for that matter - fuck, actually it's not noise either, or pop, or ambient or any kind of "music" I can really think of. This is something else entirely. "Dreamnoise" is what I really want to call it.

"Sojourn" is especially gorgeous; actually the whole demo is when the mood is right. If you have an open mind and 25 minutes to spare give it a shot.

Here's hoping IAALOBO can step it up again.

Track listing:

1. Waiting 05:29
2. Transit 08:43
3. Sojourn 03:50
4. You In White Vapour 04:16
5. Happiness Is Just An Illusion 04:46

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New Sleeping Peonies EP

So I figured my first post should be something about Sleeping Peonies. They’ve got a new EP coming out soon, “s l o w l y d i s a p p e a r i n g”, which will most likely see a release in some tangible format or another on Khrysanthoney after it’s been properly leaked to teh interwebz.

Taken from Peonies’ tumblr:

S l o w l y d i s a p p e a r i n g    is almost ready…. 6 tracks. recording vocals next weekend hopefully. the tracklisting is as follows:

1 a timid eyelash flutter
2 a blurr of snow
3 cemetery kisses
4 s l o w l y d i s a p p e a r i n g
5 imaginary rain
6 blowing out candles

i’ve been feeling a bit strange the last few months, and as such the ep has come out sounding quite sad. i don’t know if i’m really sad, but it has certainly been a weird few months whilst writing it, lots of friends moving out of town and things coming to an end and feeling that you are disappearing behind yr life.

i don’t know whether it is going to be released physically. i hope so eventually. i am still working with khrysanthoney, and fingers crossed it will be released by them soon. but there will be a digital version soon soon soon. and it will be announced here, so keep looking.

thanks x
http://sleepingpeonies.tumblr.com/